Here is the second dose of awesome for my Funny Writing posts. I feel honored that I have discovered these. I seriously sit at a table for hours at a time, scrolling through boring stuff, looking for happy accidents. Enjoy!
My hair was the length of my ass which was pretty long.
In his darkest tone, he looked as if he were about to explode.
I tore my stare away from his and held it beneath his face.
I ran as far as my body could take me like a girl on steroids.
Throughout the night I continuously bumped into one of the guys. (That sounds sooo wrong.)